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Language. C'mon. We're not prudes and can colorize our vocabularies with the best of them, but try to keep the vulgarities to a minimum. If you think you're going for shock value by waxing profane, guess again. Been done only a zillion times before. You're just branding the site as "profane" in the web filters for large corporations, and keeping the site from being viewed in those places. Hurts us all in the long run. Be colorful, be sassy, but be intelligent.

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